Illegal, Chantelle! | A Compilation

To be fair, your taps *are* terrible.

there is definitely a special skill required to use the hot tap before it gets too hot for human skin

Anonymous asked: why don't you guys have screens on your windows though, that's a serious problem you need to fix

because being able to briefly stick my hand out the window before i go out to see if it’s raining and gauge the temperature is more valuable to me than stopping the odd bug getting in during the very rare periods where it’s warm enough to warrant the window being left open for a long period of time, which aren’t all that common! and like, we don’t have mosquitos or anything, just silly moths

tbh we’re more concerned about heat escaping most of the year round to bother about opening windows at all

oodlyenough asked: i was in the US for two hours today and I saw 20+ american flags

do people forget which country they’re in if they don’t see one every couple of minutes lmao

the only times i would ever see so many flags at one time would be if it’s the world cup (st georges), a jubilee or a royal wedding, or eurovision maybe (union) lol

flags at any other time just give off BNP racist vibes

manicpixiedreamalien asked: Signing things with kisses? Like Xs and Os?

thebreakfastghoul replied to your post:*British blogger voice* I CAN’T BELIEVE AMERICANS DON’T HAVE TREES OR AIR OR FOOD OR NOUNS —— can you explain this? I’m neither from america nor uk so I’m kind of lost

I’m from the US and we do sign with “xxx” sometimes, but it’s more often “xoxoxo.” I think it’s less common than it used to be but it is done! I’ve never seen it in a text though.

i used to do an exaggerated amount of xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox on cards to family members when i was little, like hugs and kisses, but now if i do it, which is rare, i only do it over social media, like… ironically or after i’ve poked fun at someone.

a single x at the end of messages is like common courtesy, and three if you’re really close to the recipient.

Anonymous asked: *British blogger voice* I CAN’T BELIEVE AMERICANS DON’T HAVE TREES OR AIR OR FOOD OR NOUNS ---- can you explain this? I'm neither from america nor uk so I'm kind of lost

it’s not just britain/US lbr, everyone has moments of ‘WAIT YOU DON’T HAVE THIS THING WHICH WE HAVE? EXPLAIN. THIS MAKES NO LOGICAL SENSE’, but the OP is picking on specifically people from britain

lol canadian tumblr user oodlyenough has lectured me about ‘screens’ on windows and why britain is insane for not having them on many occasions. and our taps are terrible too, apparently lmao

whereas like, just today i discovered to my disbelief that people over there don’t sign texts and birthday cards with ‘xxx’, when i thought it was a global tradition

chrom-o-ween:

*British blogger voice* I CAN’T BELIEVE AMERICANS DON’T HAVE TREES OR AIR OR FOOD OR NOUNS

peppercrow:

simon puts his oversized parka to good use

corneliusdawgiusmaximus:

febricant:

SHIA LEBEOUF LIVE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

WATCH IT ALL JUST DO IT

Clara Oswald in series eight episode eight, “Mummy on the Orient Express

loremipsumfandom:

here bbc, i fixed it for u

A B B I E !

Every Doctor Who Episode: Season 1 Episode 12 Bad Wolf

"No! ‘Cause this is what I’m gonna do. I’m gonna rescue her. I’m gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet, and then I’m gonna save the Earth. And then—just to finish off—I’m gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky!"

doctor who female side characters: part 8

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